Master of Magnetic Mystery
Some say he was born in a barber shop.
Others claim he drifted in on a beam of cosmic fuzz.
All we know is this:

The whiskers obey the wand.
Pull the stylus from its chamber.
Summon the iron hairs.
Shape the beard of destiny.
Raise the eyebrows of revelation.
Witness the face transform.
Move the wand beneath the surface
and feel the invisible forces awaken.
The hairs rise.
The character appears.

Just Jeffrey lives.
Return the wand to its resting place
until the next moment of magnetic inspiration.